Friday, September 26, 2008

you feel like dying when...


your throat feels itchy at every breathe you take and the itch is causing unstoppable coughing action that makes the lungs feel like they are falling out of your mouth anytime and because of that irritating itch and that irritating cough, you try not to breathe and then you hold your breathe until your face turns green because you're judging in the middle of a contest and you're not supposed to leave the room or make any noise and then you have to let go of your nose and quickly suck in one big breathe of air because if you don't, your brain is going to die of the lack of oxygen supply, and then the whole cycle repeats itself and then you try another method by gulping down water every time your throat feels itchy and it still didn't stop that coughing because after gulping down the water, you need to breathe again and that little tickling air is causing the itchiness in the throat and then your lungs react by coughing and pushing themselves towards your mouth and you gulp down more water and then your bladder is so bloated by the time you reach home you had to run up the stairs to your dearest bathroom in record-breaking sprint so that you will not pee in your pants, and then by the time you're done, you're so zonked out that the first thing you want to do is to crawl into bed and the last thing you remember before you fall asleep is that you had forgotten to take your dinner.

Imagine that repeating everyday for the past 2 weeks...

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