lizard anecdotes

Catching up with old friends can become such a joy when your friends are joyfully witty. My coffee session with PJ and Ms B ended up with disgustingly funny anecdotes on lizards which I thought was a good exercise for the tummy muscles and worth sharing with my blog fans. Nobody would reject a flatter tummy anyway.

The conversation was started by Ms B after she caught a glimpse of a pretty lady sitting on the next table with ample bossom and a plunging neckline. According to Ms B, there are times when a visibly seductively deep cleavage is not something that is enviable. When she was studing in Australia, her Aussie housemate was studying halfway when a huge lizard fell from the ceiling right into her cleavage! And to think that Aussie lizards are twice the size of Singapore lizards.

Eeeeeeewww!!! You should see the look of disgust on our faces.

I came up with the second horror lizard story. This was related to me by my grandma. The reason why my grandpa never drink kopi-O (aka black coffee) ever since he spit out a lizard after a gulp. Apparently, a lizard had fallen into the cup of Kopi-O rightly wrongly-calculated timing - right after preparation and right before serving.